i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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