apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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