Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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