dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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