question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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