You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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