Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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