somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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