Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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