He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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