i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sext me about skeletons
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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