Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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