What a fucking waste of an outfit
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just pee around me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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