Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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