just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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