You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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