Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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