But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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