I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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