More tranny stories later!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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