I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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