I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
