What did we do last night that was yellow?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm really busy with my period
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