she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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