I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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