just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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