We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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