After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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