You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The feeling are messing with the penis
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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