i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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