Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
