Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
