He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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