why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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