whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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