My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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