Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My feet surprised me
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