NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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