the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Randomize
