Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
