Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
