I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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