i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
