I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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