Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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