Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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