NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
