You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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