i permit you to call me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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