Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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