im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
